fake personality

A person who is "good" at deception. Wishes to control or manipulate others by emotional misrepresentation.

Listen to me girl, don't go out with Jake, he has a totally fake personality.

by Guido1 March 15, 2008

Fake Definition

A word added to Urban Dictionary that has never, ever, been used by anyone in real life, but is instead created by one person thinking they are funny. Easy to spot because:
The page has one definition.
You have never heard of said word or phrase before.
Appearing as the word of the day.

Person #1: 'I climbed an organic stairmaster the other day, then I signed on a neverendum.'
Person #2: 'Stop trying to make words up, you dumbshit. Nobody finds it funny when you make a fake definition. Help yourself to some cyanide.'

by A Ferret October 28, 2010

Fake Fan

A fake fan is a fan of a band/artist who think's they know everything about a band, but in all honesty, only found out about them 10 minutes ago and is most likely following a fad and has only heard a hand full of songs and knows nothing about the band. Fake fans tend to get aggressive when you confront them about their fakeness. They are most related to Jonas Brothers and other popular teen stars.

"oh so who's your favourite member of the band?"
"Oh you know...the one with the long hair? he's cute"
"umm, fake fan much?"
"NO I'M FUCKING NOT. I'M A MUCH BETTER FAN THAN YOU, BITCH."

by RealFan February 4, 2010

fake rake

Fake Rake - when you get a blow job from someone wearing dentures and they drag their dentures across your cock.

" I helped this elderly lady with her geroceries, and as a thank you she gave me a fake rake"

by Merlin1986 July 29, 2016

Legit Fake

The idea of an object involved with fraud being called into question by its creator. This object is named legitimately fake for the following reasons:

1) The creator intended it to be fake.
2) The creator intended it to be legitimate.

As a result of these two motives, the object in question must be placed under one rule. If just one rule cannot be met, then the object is subsequently deemed 'Legit Fake'.

Dean: 'I just bought this popcorn from Tesco, but it said Netto Exclusive.'
James: 'That's legit fake.'

by Rotherman August 21, 2012

fake bitch

Able to talk to somebody as if they are close friends but talk bad about them behind their back.

She's a fake bitch because she was just talking about her and now she acting like they are best friends.

by Boston Sweetest May 2, 2015

Fake Michael Jackson Fan

A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.

These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."

Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.

Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.

The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"

Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):

Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?

Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3

My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.

by FakeMJFanHater July 15, 2010