Ethan

A blanket name for any one of your older brother’s asshole friends.

(When dad come home from work in the evening)
“Hey what’s going on today?” Dad asked

“Oh not much, Dave has a new Ethan.” I said

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Ethan by Rakis April 1, 2020

Ethan

A roid-raging muscle head that specialize in bicep gains. This causes a lack of muscle in other areas, making Ethan look like point down Doritos.

Ethan has large biceps that make others' pale in comparison.
Ethan's biceps make him look like a walking Dorito.

Ethan by a fellow gym boi April 11, 2020

Ethan

A guy with a fat cock and will eat you out at any point just call him up

Friend 1 :Hey did u get eaten out by Ethan

Friend 2 :no not yet

Friend 1 :oh just call him

Ethan by Bob fagot May 23, 2020

ethan

ethan is a smart guy do not let him go he will be there for you. if you meet an ethan you are extremely lucky he is kind to all of his friends. he also likes to go under the bed sheets with his gf which is extremely lucky

ethan is nice

ethan by sexy women 67 June 1, 2020

Ethan

Very confusing and annoying. Incredibly stubborn.

Ughh I just met an Ethan

Ethan by very annoyed sasha June 2, 2020

Ethan

Small, fat, blonde kid who thinks he's every but can't even knock out and elderly man

ethan is such a pussy and picks his nose

Ethan by Saggyfatface June 2, 2020

Ethan

Ethans are typically people who try their best in everything they do. They respect everyone, and they are so effortlessly funny. Ethans also are pretty good looking, but not so good at spelling. :p

Girl A: He was hilarious. Who was that?
Girl B: Oh, that was Ethan.

Ethan by Persona individual August 3, 2020