Sex on Decks

When 2 or more people (however you prefer) have sex on another persons deck when they aren't home.

Maybe next time we have sex on decks we should give them a sorry note :/

by Stupid Bat July 17, 2011

Gayer than a bag of dicks

Gayer than your average bear! very very gay! so gay you could stand a flag pole in there anus and pack the sides with mounds of pubic hair for a more compact feel.

Scotts outerwear is a pink fish-net vest, bright coloured ass-less drainpipes and sporting glittery fairy wings along with his boyfriends dancing to YMCA and rubbing oil into there exposed nipples. therefore he would be and this would be 'gayer than a bag of dicks'

by zakoh October 26, 2007

dicksauce

dicksauce (n. dik - soss) A compound noun of the words dick and sauce, used to describe the sauce the will periodically spray from a male homo sapien's penis, which is neither urine or semen.

"Wow Jim, this pasta is great! What's the secret???"

"Dicksauce."

by looba August 10, 2004

chicks before dicks

Used to counter "bros before hos" when the "bro" in question is a jerk and the "ho" is a cool chick.

Some dude: "Hey - bros before hos, man"

You: "Yeah, but chicks before dicks"

by jk_ December 23, 2007

dickscusting

Anything relating to the male genitalia with a grotesque nature.

John, those herpes sores are dickscusting.

by Bobby Steele April 19, 2005

dickshooter

Another name for someone whos being an ass whole.

Man, my math teacher has been a total dickshooter lately.

by T.J. Hansen June 30, 2009

Bag'o'dicks

Feeling bad or like hell

I feel like a bag 'o' dicks today

by Shiatzu January 13, 2005