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burp docking

When you’re girlfriend burps into your mouth, you suck it in and then burp it back out repeatedly and you keep swapping burps until one passes out from Co2 docking poisoning!
Man Amy burped last night, i was playing a tune on my docking station I did a massive burp and I passed out burp docking
by Pakilo February 14, 2019
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the loading dock

Bro, pass me the loading dock so I can pack it.
by PurpleSkies November 24, 2017
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docking tube

When you shove someone's nose in your ads and fart, your asshole is the docking ring, their nose is the docking tube.
Man yesterday Joe was pissing me off and I gave him docking tube.
by Yet da big gay64 September 21, 2019
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soft dock

When two flaccid, uncircumcised penises meet in such a fashion that the foreskins intermingle in to one dually attached mass of penis. This is also referred to chinese penis cuffing.
Shuttle - "Slowing to docking speed"

Space Station - "the skywalk is extended"

Shuttle - "Approaching"

Space Station - "Soft dock achieved"
by bparkzd00d August 30, 2013
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Spock Docking

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving
I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking
by ben2020 October 5, 2013
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Dick dock

The act of one man inserting his penis head into another mans foreskin.
hey, look at them two fags over there dick docking.
by getpwned27 March 18, 2011
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space-docking

space⋅dock⋅ing speys-dok-ing

–noun
1. the act of two spacecraft joining together.

2. the act of a person or inserting feces into the vagina of another female person.

3. the act of a person or animal defecating into the ass or vagina of another person or animal, the recipient of which then excretes the feces they just received back into the donor anus, this cycle usually continues until someone is sexually gratified.
Yes in the Aristocrats movie a comedy writer explains that space-docking is where you take a shit in a girl's pussy...however I believe there is a more accurate description...
"Okay, obviously there's a bit of confusion here, after reading the video and comments. "Docking" is when a man rolls his foreskin over another man's penis. Using a frozen shit (usually in a condom) as a dildo is an Alaskan Pipeline. Space-docking is when one person shits in to another person's ass and they pass the shit back and forth between each other, shitting it in to each others' asses. Kind of like Lady and the Tramp, but only with shit instead of spaghetti."
-petrofang
a comment on you tube video - GaBDZEMmJHA
by bob saget 007 May 29, 2009
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