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Digital Dick

A phrase when sexting or dirty talking online
"Do you want my digital dick, babe 😍"
by Jade Broccoli March 25, 2019
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digital hoarder

a person who downloads excessive amounts of movies, tv shows and mp3s to the point of needing multiple external hard drives to accommodate them
1- I have a 1,000 gig external hard drive. I have to, I have thousands of mp3's, music videos, movies, tv series... I have every single south park episode ever made, in order, and the movie

2 - you are such a digital hoarder. they could make a show about you.
by roxysoxy December 20, 2010
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Digital Tourette's

it should be called Digital coprolalia

1. Uncontrolled and unfettered uttering
of profanities whilst online.

2. Some things said during a fit of "Online Coprolalia" will be completely uncalled for and may result in uncontrolled LOL's and rofl's and coffee spurting through ones nose.
misquoted examples of Digital Tourette's on FB

1.person on facebook = "Had a shitty day"
Megan = " awww that not fun!! Vagina."

2. person on facebook = " my boss is crap"
Ms Clark = "Mother fuckers. Go in and kick their chicken butts."
by Not-someone-else January 27, 2012
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digital stranger

A person that you temporarily treat as a close personal friend that which you have met via digital means, i.e. online, IM, mobile, etc, that you affiliate, support, recognize and/or communicate with in some form but yet, you have never physically met "live, or "in person"; face to face.
When I get a heart felt reply, sent to me via text message 2 or 3 months after I sent the original message; I reply to them as a if they are a digital stranger.
by dhued November 2, 2014
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doody digit

When a finger (aka digit) pokes through the toilet paper and accidentally contributes to the wiping, causing a poopful finger to ensue. Doody on the digit = a doody digit. Otherwise known as a poke through.
Damn, got a doody digit again after attempting to wipe with that shitty, much too thin toilet paper.
by doody digits are real May 11, 2016
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crib digits

We have been talking, but now you are ready to come over. Here are my crib digits.
by tinkerslink November 17, 2018
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Digital Steering

Driving term. The art of breaking a smooth cornering manoeuvre into a number of straight steps, causing any passengers to believe that the car is about to hit the side of the road at the end of each 'step'.

This technique is quite common amongst those who have only recently started driving.
My wife has honed her Digital Steering skill to such an extent that she can even bounce from side to side when driving down a perfectly straight piece of road.
by Bermudabob May 3, 2010
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