black-n-decker pecker wrecker

braces in the female mouth....if used during felatio, will shred the man's penis

"dude, your sister is a black-n-decker pecker wrecker"

by Jincks, the owner of your souls October 5, 2003

decked

to get punched ususally in the face once and fall to the floor

I DECKED my brother yesterday it was cool

by butt muncher545 December 16, 2008

Upper Decker

When attending a persons home of who you dislike, take a shit in the toliet tank instead of the bowl. This is by far going out of the park and into the upperdeck where it will not be known until long after you depart their house.

When your wife makes you go to her boss's party who you would like to kill, go to the bathroom and leave him an Upper Decker and you'll know who the joke is really on.

by Noah Burnett May 9, 2006

upper decker

To take a crap in the tank of someone's toilet and not flush afterwards. When the next person flushes your crap comes rushing into the bowl all broken apart. A lot will clog in the top. This is mean.

It was my last day of work, and a friday to boot...so I left an upper-decker in the men's room.

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

hoes on deck

Noun. Meaning to have a substantial amount of girls on the side or other girls on the side waiting for you as backup plans.

I don't know about you bro, but I got hoes on deck.
Amanda thinks she's my one and only, but I got hoes on deck cuz.

by SwagSwagWoo August 21, 2010

Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker

(n.) A black chick with braces.

See Pecker Wrecker

Shanti is one Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker, I oughta drop a Cleveland Steamer on her.

by Thor November 4, 2004

upper deck grumpy blumpkin

When a man is taking a shit in the toilet tank while receiving a blowjob from a woman who is shitting into the toilet bowl but reversed and facing the tank.

James Bond went to the Opera and met Bridget Jones, they proceeded to the rest room where they engaged in an Upper Deck Grumpy Blumpkin.

by MeatBagTaco March 19, 2009