Crunchy Hoes

A bad bitch. One who sexier than no other, she is one with a pussy so tight and moves that make you feel right.

Jim: "do you like crunchy hoes Tom?"

Tom: "Why yes Jim, I do like Crunchy Hoes"

by brozelk July 15, 2015

Crunchy

The top-of-the-line compliment to categorize a person's/ an inanimated object's likability.

-Dude, where'd you get those sunglasses from?

-I found them on the floor in Home Depot

-Bro not going to lie, those are hella crunchy.

-Thanks man!

by CrunchyNotCrusty March 7, 2017

Semi crunchy mama

A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate

That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama

by S.C.Mama February 2, 2021

crunchy choco

when an asian woman eats a bunch of whole peanuts and shits in your mouth

dude i got the best crunchy choco from that thailand hooker

by jeff dids October 31, 2012

crunchyfish

Internet celebrity, famed for his caustic wit and roguish charm.

That's pretty LOL4REALZ, crunchyfish.

by Bump for the IRC crew March 25, 2003

Crunchies

Bruxism, or severe grinding of the jaw when under the influence of MDMA.

Matt: "How you feelin? You rollin'?
Chelsea: "Yeahhh...I have the crunchies bad!"

by Oobatzz March 6, 2010

Catholic Crunchies

A derogatory name for a bible basher.

My school is full of Catholic Crunchies.

by stupidgothgirl July 14, 2006