Coffinspire

A song that, although of a notoriously dark or macabre genre, is still inspirational and uplifting.

Examples of Coffinspire songs include:

The Path (Human Abstract)
Polaris (human Abstract)
Ex Nihilo (Becoming the Archetype)
The Monolith (Becoming the Archetype)
Composure (August Burns Red)
The Crusade (Trivium)

and of Course,

Coffinspire (Norma Jean)

by Cupcake 3030150 November 1, 2008

coffinstalker

A sex predator who pursues encounters with a near dead terminally ill person to satisfy a peverse desire.

We've had an applicant for our voluntary position in this retirement care home: his name is Darren. Shall we invite him in for an interview? No, I'm afraid we cannot accept him because he's a well known coffinstalker.

by Stainie March 29, 2010

combibolist

One who collects vacuums.

The combibolist had 123 vacuums in his collection.

The combibolist's favorite vacuum was a Hoover.

by bellinson July 8, 2010

comfcoz

grabbing all of your blankets and pillows, throwing them in a pile and snugglin' all night.

Spenser and I are about to have a comfcoz , grab your snuggie and come!

by fauxley October 27, 2010

Comfable

So comfortable/laid back it looses a syllable.

These fuzzy pajama pants are so comfable

by Pierce Drake February 24, 2011

coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.

by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

Coffin Bomb

mixing Monster Energy Rehab tea and lemonade with vodka, tasting amazing while still having the power to put you in a coffin.

hey chad, i had a coffin bomb last night and is was amazing with a kick power. i felt like i might end up in a coffin

by extreme bar tender September 16, 2012