Boredom Boner

When you get so bored at work that you spring wood. This actually makes it worse because now you have to sit there and still have nothing to do. However you can't get up to roam the office in search of killing the boredom due to your raging hard-on. These tend to last longer than regular boners.

I'm so f'ing bored sitting here but I can't get up to roam because everyone in the office will see my Boredom Boner. Shit I'm bored.

by Terryho April 5, 2013

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diarrhea boner

When you have so much poop in the chute that it pushes against your prostate just so that it causes you to get a boner

Pull the car over Spence, Andrews go a diarrhea boner.

by AskingForAFriend June 12, 2018

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Bpd Boner

(Noun) When a person with Borderline Personality Disorder is set off, causing extreme distress, anger, or even aggression.

"Hey, do you want to go get Arby's?"
"No thanks, I just broke my favorite coffee cup and now I have a raging bpd boner."

by BalefulCypher December 24, 2018

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No Reason Boner

the sudden, unexpected boner you get for no apparent reason. can be brought on due to no stimulation of the penis, just no reason.can be abbreviated as NRB.

Fred:so, I was sitting in the class the other day and I asked the teacher if I could go to the bathroom and I got up and had a no reason boner!
Rick: That shit's funny dawg, did the teacher see you?
Fred:Yah!, along with the whole classroom too!, I was embarassed!

by Ya Boy Trax July 9, 2010

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