God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there

by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023

Too Blessed to Rest

You have worked so hard, both physically and mentally, to see the world in all its wonder that you can't stop now. Keep driving yourself to greater heights, fostering more fulfilling relationships, nurturing your inner peace, and experiencing overall soulful happiness. Not to be mistaken for monetary wealth this statement rides on gratitude for what you have been given and the ongoing journey we all have to keep that mindset.

I am so grateful for all the opportunities in my life, I am too blessed to rest.

by Dwayne DT May 8, 2024

The “Blessed” Curse

A curse that happens to The Prayer Homies, in whichever song that they sing that has “Blessed” in its title seems to go wrong.

The Prayer Homies were struck with the “Blessed” Curse again, as they forgot the timing to the intro.

by ItWasHenz’sFault May 8, 2024

Twisty Blasé

To give a twisty blowjob while being unimpressed with or indifferent because one has experienced or done it so often before.

Man, my girl gave me a poor Twisty Blasé last night.

by Lyle Tit February 19, 2026

Joshua-blessed

When someone is so sweet, polite, and angel-coded that you forget they can roast your entire lineage with perfect grammar.

“She said ‘sweetie, no’ and I felt baptized. Joshua-blessed.”

by minghaochihiro November 26, 2025

It's Blessed

Another meaning for 'charge it tho'. To tell someone that it's enough.

Monalisa: Tobechi howfar your hand
Tobechi: It's blessed, it's blessed.

by datariesbaby September 22, 2022

Holy OC blesser

When OC pu to junior to bless everyone and chev gets happy hes getting blessed in junior and not doing latin with the doc

Guy said "bro holy OC blesser's nic got stolen at the function, it was probably the person that wrote this ong"

by BGBabushka February 24, 2023