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Alaska ass blaster 

When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.
Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend

Master-Blaster 

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot his load at least 12 feet.
In jack-off contests, I can sometimes be a Master-Blaster!
Master-Blaster by USAF Cadet September 12, 2021

youth-blaster 

one who sexually corrupts youths.
"your mom's a youth-blaster, your mom's a fuckin disaster"
youth-blaster by Lord Mzok April 5, 2004

snatch blaster 

an individual (usually a male) known for not only intercepting and appreciating ones snatch, but for literally blasting it with a huge load, skeet skeet, blasted in that snatch.
"yo did you see how crusty tiffanys cunt was, her man must be a mega mega snatch blaster."
snatch blaster by sideshow slim November 29, 2009

ghetto blaster 

The term for the sort of low quality smoking device one is sometimes forced to make when one wants to smoke but has no pipe. ghetto blasters are often made from plastic bottles and tin foil, as well as a whole host of other random materials (a snorkel and an avocado, for instance)

entomologically, it's origin comes from the term for a low quality stereo... it is used by white kids in an effort to sound cooler by using terms that make them sound like they are from the streets.
1. "ghetto blaster" is a very stupid term that i hate, but everyone in my town insists on using it

2. aw maaan... you didn't bring a pipe?! guess we're gonna have to make a ghetto blaster.
ghetto blaster by Ümbra August 14, 2004

master blaster

where a dude splits a rock with a crackhead while she sux his dick.
Yeah I got a rock I'll smoke wit you but I need to get a master blaster.
master blaster by charlie February 28, 2004