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Flap blasting

1: To blow excessive fat off of a body with a shotgun; usually referring but not limited to the fat of ones back.

2: To completely blow someone away with a shotgun.
Dude you got a 7 kill-streak flap blasting everyone with that SPAS-12!
by Metalvayne October 5, 2011
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Oral blasting

The action of repeatedly ramming ones cock into another's face until releasing his nut soldiers, which in turn creates a day care in the recipients belly
Dude, chad was totally oral blasting your mom lastnight
by Kcrum25 July 3, 2016
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snake blasting fried chicken

When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.
by DR. DICKFUCK February 10, 2017
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Tootie Blasting

Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.
Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.
by BonethugsSP99 October 21, 2017
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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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finger blasting

when your fingers are bigger than your penis
“wow dave did you put your penis inside her?” “no man she said it was too small so I was stuck finger blasting her instead
by heiwhduxhehw May 15, 2018
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camera blasting

The tourist were all up in the trendy restaurant camera blasting. Posting that shit to FB!
by SayMyNameBiotch May 29, 2018
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