asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011

latin badger

An ass whore, someone who does shady things for their own benefit.

Wow, that John is such an latin badger. He borrowed money and hasn't paid me back yet

by wh1temage October 13, 2007

Sneaky badger

n. one who engages in overtly surreptitious activity, in a stealthy attempt to fulfill an underhand motive. Characterised by shifty eyes and excessive lurking.

I was sneaking around like some kind of...sneaky badger!

by chlarah November 15, 2009

Stuffed Badger

When a guy stuffs his cock and balls in a girls anal burrow.

Rod: "Boys, how fit is Jenny? I'd give her a length"
Damo: "Yeah, I bet she'd love a bit of my sausage dog"
Mick: "Haha, yeah mate. The old stuffed badger"

by foxadactyl July 26, 2018

Healthy as a Badger

Used to describe someone in their physical, mental and spiritual prime.

Person 1: How are you feeling? I heard you were sick.
Person 2: I'm as healthy as a badger!
Person 1: That's not a saying you fuckin idiot.
Person 2: *goes on urban dictionary to write a definition*

by gloplord August 9, 2023

Mr. Berger

One of the dilfiest men to ever walk this earth. Known to casually wear plaid button up shirts, khakis, and Newbalance shoes. Also has a very sexy beer gut. 10/10 would let peg me.

Chad: "Yo bro, you'd see Mr. Berger today, what a sexy dilf"

Brad: " Fax."

by Thecapnow January 19, 2022

benger

A term meaning abject failure regardless of the effort applied coupled with a loud whining noise

Always doomed to lose, fail, drop short but make more noise than a flock of geese going through the engine of a jet fighter

1) Doing a benger - trying and failing in a task and bleating on about it or making out you succeeded when in fact you failed
2) You benger - You bedwetter (see bedwetter)
3) bengerised - listening to a long whining reason for failing
4) You've been bengered - cornered my a whining person in a pub.

by Marillionfan June 28, 2011