Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013

jessica barnes

a legend who just reads erotica all day.

that is all.

gary; "hey jessica u wanna peg me tonight babz xxx?"

Jessica Barnes; "no fuck off, im wanking and reading erotica you eejit"

by pubes.com November 21, 2020

poop barn

An alternative name for a man or woman’s hind quarters.

Take a look at the poop barn on her!

by Pokyhontas January 23, 2023

Barn Boy

A Gay boy with barn somewhere in there name with no chance of love

Go fuck yourself barn boy

by Its real 11 December 28, 2016

Barn Doorians

Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'

Anyone in here? Oh why don't you close the door,what were you born in a barn? Barn Doorians.

by JoeNJ2 January 1, 2011

barn party

a party in barn where everyone who comes brings any kind of drugs or pills from the medicine cabinet and throws them all into a bowl and you just walk by it and take some drugs and probably get fucked up. stupidest kind of party ever.

barn party = fucking stupid

by tr17 June 19, 2009