alphabetize

A made-up Americanism invented to describe the process of reordering a list of items into alphabetical order.

Ahm gonna alphabetize these here Krispy Kremes so's ah can eat them in gahd-damned ordah!

by Flamingo Swavey August 18, 2003

The Alphabet Challenge

An oral sex challenge. Your girl puts your dick in her mouth and says the alphabet. If she can get through the whole alphabet without choking, YA DICK'S TOO SMALL

Suzy put Ronnie's dick in her mouth and took the Alphabet Challenge. She got from A-Z talking normally. They both lose lol

by dumbfriendsleak October 3, 2016

Alphabet Lore

Alphabet Lore Where Letters Fight To The Death Against ErrFFf And Nnnnaaa But N Kill F and We Have Flash Back With Them
ZzzzzAAAAAA Is A Monster Sounding Letter That looks ugly Af

Also Modify Inside Jokes Foxi Boxi is an Rejection Groomer Nobody likes lol

Man1:OMG YOU LIKE ALPHABET LOREEE
Man2:BITCH WHAT YOU THINK!!!??

by Editmyocnow October 8, 2022

The alphabet mafia

The coolest people to ever exist

John : hey their apart of the alphabet mafia there very cool everyone : I have skinned your family and ate their flesh

by Apersonthatexistinreality May 24, 2021

Alphabet Group

Term used by bigots to refer to ye LBGT community.

Bigot: “Grrr, them alphabet group people are teaching our children to be gay!”

Any half-decent person: “Woah, stay away from this person.”

by Spicyspectrum November 7, 2021

Alphabet

the fucking alphabet is the letters in a word.

get a life and stop wasiting your time learning about the alphabet fucking hell god dam

by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020

alphabetarded

Retarded in the art of alphabetizing.

Yo Jeff, will you sort my movies for me cuz I'm all sorts of alphabetarded.

by bigoleBEEMer December 9, 2008