accounting

A euphemism for taking the afternoon off to get some pussy

I can't come see you this afternoon, I have a ton of accounting to take care of.

by Spicy Margarita January 6, 2009

B-list actor

An actor/actress who was popular for a brief period of time but stooped staring in major works.

They are essestially the opposite of an "A-list actor" which is somebody at the hight of their popularity in Hollywood

Person 1- Hey look it's Matthew Perry!
Person 2- Who the hell is he?
Person 1- He was the guy that played Chandler on "Friends"
Person 2- Oh right
Person 1- He's kind of a B-list actor now.

by Kcaz Realname June 21, 2008

My Twitter account was hacked

English phrase intended as a blatant lie to obscure an act of poor judgment on one's part. Originated with regard to making horrible statements on Twitter, of course, but can really be used in just about any situation and be as believable.

Child - Mom, you were supposed to pick me up from school at 3:30 today.
Mom (obviously drunk) - My Twitter account was hacked.

by paleoderek November 20, 2014

accoutrements

accessory required for a particular activity. The definition varies depending on context. For example, at a party it may refer to one's "works" (razors, lighters, straws) which are necessary to prepare drugs for use. During sex, it could refer to condoms, lube, toys, etc.

Does anyone have a bill, I forgot to bring my accoutrements!

by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

Actual Barker

Due to the common use of the word dog to mean an ugly woman, a new phrase was needed to signify a canine. Thus the phrase 'actual barker' was coined.

Jo: OMG check out that dog!
Ellen: What? Where? What's she wearing?
Jo: NO! not a dog girl, a dog, like an actual barker

by Joelywh December 4, 2007

acoustic masturbation

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016

Self-actualization

In Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, the highest need. This is the need to achieve one’s full potential

Last night, after fucking my girlfriend and realizing how far I’ve come from my incel days, I realized that I achieved self-actualization.

by True_Lust July 23, 2019