whoppercock

A fat, girthy,beautiful long 10 inch plus penis.

Omg I hooked up with this dude last night and he had a total whoppercock.

by MBstyle January 24, 2019

whipperjawed

West Virginia slang for "all screwed up," "out of whack," etc.

My car was in a head-on collision, and now the passenger door is all whipperjawed!

by Country_Bumpkin September 10, 2010

Whomper-dank

noun: referring to male's penis
verb: interacting in a sexual activity as a male

She loves my whomper-dank. I whomper-danked that hoe last night.

by Jef-hof-fayah November 1, 2011

mud whomper

A group of gay men who gather for a butt orgy.

Anthony and Johnson put an add on Craigslist soliciting for a good mud whomper.

by BigDickDingo February 23, 2014

whopperjawed

crooked, off-center

After the accident, his bumper was all whopperjawed

by reba August 1, 2003

whipper-snapper

most often used by old people (see geezer) to describe an arrogant young person.

"why, did you just hear that young whippersnapper talk to me?"

by Arrrrr...bagel... November 3, 2003

whomper

A throbbing erection.

After taking 6 viagra and injecting cocaine directly into my penis, I had a whomper for 9 hours.

by MilitantLezbian July 1, 2009