Royal Wedding 

Describes a scenario in which a woman's labia is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.

"Man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"

Royal Wedding by Reming June 15, 2011

double barrel shotgun wedding 

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

double barrel shotgun wedding by D-Glove March 18, 2004

Italian Wedding 

A mixture of turds and toilet paper after the toilet doesnt flush properly.

Man, I just left an Italian Wedding in Tippy's bathroom!

Italian Wedding by K. Curtains November 12, 2010

ambush wedding 

A "Trojan" or "Ambush Wedding" is a surprise wedding thrown by the bride and groom on their unexpected guests. Often disguised as an invite to a casual event, or after having a simple get-together; the couple shocks the whole host with a wedding on the spot. It is a new alternative to an elopement.

The Mr and I had an ambush wedding last year! Literally the week before the one on "Girls." We invited everyone for a clambake at our new house, and before lunch was served I went inside, changed into a dress, and came out saying, "We're going to get married! Right now!" The best part was when my husband asked his nephew to be his best man. It took our nephew a few seconds to understand that the Mr meant right then. I thought it was super—we had a gorgeous cake and flowers hidden in the house to bring out for the celebration. It was low stress and fun

ambush wedding by naenay September 24, 2014

dutch wedding ring 

The ring of excrement left around the finger after digital anal penetration.

Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?

Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....

dutch wedding ring by kennyboye February 16, 2015

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.

The Wedding Year by DearUniverse July 14, 2016

The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.

At 28, John experienced The Wedding Year where (from May to November) his sister, brother, best friend, ex-girlfriend, 2nd cousin, 3rd cousin, Uncle, and Roommate all decided to get married and invite his single lonely self to their egotistical holy matrimony. He racked up three trips to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning when all was said and done.

The Wedding Year by DearUniverse June 22, 2016