Describes a scenario in which a woman's labia is so long it is dragging on the ground behind her like a royal wedding dress.
"Man, i hooked up with this girl from the bar last night!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"
"How was it?"
"Total royal wedding, way past beef curtains!"
"GROSS!"
by Reming May 20, 2011