Definitions by kennyboye
dutch wedding ring
Floot: hey Karl I didn't know you were married.
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
Karl: I'm not...it's just my Dutch wedding ring.
Floot: wow how many karats is it?
Karl: no, that's a piece of corn.....
dutch wedding ring by kennyboye February 16, 2015
Dutch Cheese-cutter
A situation where a pubic hair becomes lodged in the anal sphincter, causing any resultant stools to become sliced on expulsion.
Floot: "Hey Rudi...why are there 2 symmetrical skid marks on the toilet bowl?"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
Rudi: "that would be my dutch cheese-cutter in action"
Floot: "Remind me not to engage in anal sex with you tonight!"
Dutch Cheese-cutter by kennyboye September 30, 2014