weiner steam

weiner steam - another affect of coldness inflicted up one's nethers.

weiner steam: produced by friction from rapid sexual encounters.

see also: steamy weiner - evaporation from ones privates, resulting in weiner steam

"The downside to peeing outside, besides flaccidness? Watching weiner steam rise off your dick like a smoked kielbasa"

"That is one steamy weiner! Gotta get me some of that!", replied Jen, enamored by a steamy wiener

by Dirt Ferguson January 3, 2014

Weiner Cat

A fat cat with short legs. Resembles a weiner dog.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I just saw this fat cat with short, little, stumpy legs."

Guy 2: "You saw a weiner cat?"

Guy 1: "Yeah. It hissed at me and tried to run at me, but it couldn't even get up!"

Guy 2: -laughs-

by bloonsfan17 January 12, 2014

weiner lips

Lips well known for the insertion of a penis.

Tim has a well used set of weiner lips.
Pearson loves when he can show off his weiner lips.

by Switchblade May 1, 2016

weiner window

The zipper and flap, on men's jeans. Used to exemplify context, when "zipper" isn't dramatic enough.

Earlier, I learned how NOT to ride a dirt bike. I scientifically gave myself a 35mph "tapper" and now, I have tire tracks on my weiner window.

by teamknapsack June 20, 2017

Weiner Tucking

When a man tucks his wiener between his legs to act like a female.

Jr was weiner tucking all last night with his gf rather than hanging out with the dudes.

by Butters the pimp August 22, 2017

Weiner Bikiner

See Banana Hammock

A tight, form-fitting swim suit for the male population. This is not your average swim trunk, we're talking all packed in. Leaves no room for the imagination.

T's weiner bikiner was staring me in the face! *SHOOK*

by Tequillur March 23, 2018

Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.

Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !

by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018