turban jerk

prior to jizzing one wraps their cock in a sock in wich they just pulled off of their all day sweated foot in order to prevent a mess ,also known as terrorism is called a turban jerk

i was jacking off to gay porn when i realized i didnt want to ruin my new carpet . so i pulled off my sock after jogging and wrapped my dick head in it before shooting my aids infested jizz... what a turban jerk

by dirtio January 30, 2010

tuplaugnopopughanspecautor

An object that has been modified or fixed from its original state entirely by the use of duct tape.

The poor man's car was a tuplaugnopopughanspecautor.

by Swede7 October 17, 2008

Turambar

Moderator at pbreview who closes or deletes threads at the drop of a hat, most often when the thread gets interesting.

"Omg, wheres the thread?"
"turambar closed it."
"Damn...."

"holy cow Al Qaeda bombed the tippmann forums, wheres Turambar?"

by llSmithll October 26, 2004

turambar

Moderator of Tippmann and OT forums of PBReview.com, Batcave certified E-pimp, compu know guy, and suave gentleman all rolled into one handsome package! Don't look now ladies, he's also a closet pirate!
Also known as Trumby, Turam, Tama, Tony, Tamamblar, and many other things. But not often Tony.

omgbbq Turam uses teh grammar in pbr chat?@@!

by Firekow November 3, 2004

Tulactus

Tulactus, devourer of time. An entity who steals all your time and productivity, consuming it for it's own sustenance. The Tulactus is easily identifiable by it's lack of social skills, waddling walk and by it's overly loud speaking voice. This voice is noteworthy as it may resemble any number of famous persons and is often used to lure it's prey into a conversation from great distances. This voice is often called the herald of Tulactus, as it forewarns others of their impending doom.

Thanks to Tulactus, our team meeting ran 14 hours long...

by Captain Bling-Bling April 13, 2007

Turban tally

A derogotory game of amusement useually played by men driving through asain suburbs basically counting the amount of individuals wearing turbans.

''jesus we can have a good game of turban tally as we drive through bradoford''

by C.Leggs August 25, 2009

Turbanaut

Derogatory slang for a Middle eastern cab driver. "Turban" referring to cloth winding headwear customarily worn by men of Middle Eastern descent, and "naut," which means "sailor" in ancient Greek and is defined as a voyager, farer or tripper in contemporary English.

We were too drunk to drive, so we hailed a taxi outside the club and asked our Turbanaut to move ever so slowly down Hollywood Blvd. as we trolled for roadside tail.

by amirdolla August 29, 2013