turd boi420 

The one and only lord of youtube

Youtube police - have you sacrificed your ad revenue to the lord turd boi420?

Youtube pleb - no but please have mercy i have a family

Youtube police - SHAME I SHAL SEND YOU OFF TO GET EATEN BY THE MONSTER THEY NAME COPPA

turd boi420 by Accept or I romance you mother April 28, 2020

Turd Reich 

Turd Reich (terd raik) NOUN.

1. A play on the words, "Third Reich."

2. The long, brutal, fraudulent reign of U.S. President George Walker Bush.

3. The tenure of George Bush's “brain,” Karl Rove, (nickname, “turd blossom”), as Bush's chief adviser.

4. G.W. Bush is the third (get it, third/turd?) U.S. leader named “George.” (George Washington and G.H.W. Bush were the first two. See also, “Third Reich.”

Details of the Turd Reich's horrific torture practices came today in the so-called "Holy Grail" report from the CIA.

Turd Reich by Maxhole June 25, 2009

Turd place 

A poof way of referring to the arse or butthole. Normally filled with dung, but can also be filled with a French press of coffee at body temperature for the deep cleansing effect before anal sex, or just for the fun of it.

Howard is a real butthole surfer and likes to have his turd place filled with a venti cup of espresso. Yep, that's 20 individual espresso's.

Turd place by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 11, 2008

turd floater

heavy rain that causes the turds of various animals to float out of your yard.

Yo dog, dat rain last night was a real turd floater!

turd floater by skeaton May 25, 2004

turd srambler

a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus

Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!

turd srambler by BENJAMININO February 27, 2008

Turd Echo

Talking on the phone while taking a shit in bathroom that echoes.

I was talking to my mom on the phone while taking a shit and she asked me what that sound was and I told her it was a Turd Echo

Turd Echo by MikeyFunster November 5, 2010

turd-chaser 

1. (noun) a plumber.

2. (noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).

Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...

Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd-chasers. We're busy with real plumbing.

turd-chaser by Princess Peach-Punch December 25, 2011