Mike Tyson

A washed up boxer who WAS one of the greatest of all time until he bit off an ear, went to jail, and then pissed away all the money he made during his career. Now he tries to act in movies to make a little money so he can just piss that away while looking like a complete idiot talking with his lisp.

If Chuck Liddell doesn't leave UFC now he will end up being another Mike Tyson

by jmaddox December 10, 2010

suprise mike tyson

while giving a woman a sensual foot masage u punch her in the vag

my boyfriend gave me a suprise mike tyson

by TravisMaty February 28, 2011

Mike Tyson

Biting of a person's ear when you are in a fight that you are apparently loosing.

Kevin got knocked down while fighting and when he got up he grabbed Sean and did a Mike Tyson.
Also see Chris Brown

by SweetEpiphany April 14, 2009

Typical Tyson

Typical Tyson is a male who thinks he quite smart, in actual fact he's as dumb as a punch drunk boxer. He is always taken advantage of, due to his gullibility and lack of smarts, by those he considers close to him. You can pick a Typical Tyson in a crowed room as he usually is around 6'10" in height.

"As soon as we walked in the room you couldn't miss Typical Tyson could you?"

"Of course not the big dumb moron. Haha".

by Tony Balony the Phony March 25, 2019

Mike Tyson Challenge

It’s when you grab a 2L Fiji along with 4g of magic mushrooms.

Yo Tyler’s crazy, he said he was some wild things after doing the Mike Tyson Challenge.

by Drek4l January 17, 2021

sonic tyson

A 5’6 little beaner that is 50-2 in his boxing career that has only lost to el knuckle and nacho. Claims to squat 205 but has a huge cock!

Sonic Tyson got crossed by nacho!!!

by Yousmelllikepussy September 16, 2021

Mike Tyson's PunchOut!! (©Nintendo™)

"Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" debuted in 1987 on the Nintendo Entertainment System™, in which that of itself first commercialized 5 years before, 1982. "Mike Tyson's Punch Out!!" (which will be further be said as Punchout), was a sports boxing video game by ©Nintendo. Punchout has been often listed among the greatest video games ever to exist.
The following lists the game fighters/opponents:
1. Glass Joe
2. Von Kaiser

3. Piston Honda/Piston Hondo
4. Don Flamenco

5. King Hippo
6. Great Tiger
9. Bald Bull
10. Soda Popinski
11. Mr. Sandman
12. Super Macho Man
13. Mike Tyson/ nasty fucker mr. dream

Mike Tyson was removed from Punchout in 1990 when losing the James "Buster" Douglas and then Evander Holyfeild in that same year by mr drem

Mike Tyson's PunchOut!! (©Nintendo™) is the best!

by asphaltfries April 21, 2022