Spring Break

A week in which one does not wear pants.

tom-"hey what are you doing for spring break?"
jeff-"sleeping till noon, and not attempting to get up or wear pants."

by bitchimgod March 29, 2010

pink eye suprise

while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face

i was banging this girl last night and gave her the pink eye suprise

by johnny lee January 18, 2008

Hot Carl Suprise

This is the act of rubbing one out, then smacking the paydirt of your labor into someones face.

My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.

by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008

Big Spring, Texas

Also known as the "Big Shitty", or the "Big Suck". The town is often mistaken to other morons as "Big Springs" but there is only one spring and it's contaminated.

I was born in Big Spring, Texas, A.K.A. the "Big Shitty".

by lulu72 December 9, 2008

Helen Keller suprize

It is when you are having sex with a girl missionary style and you punch her in the eyes, (so she can't see) smack her in the ears (so she can't hear), than karate chop her in the throat (so she can't talk)

The best thing happened last night.
What Happened?
I banged Jenna and gave her the Helen Keller Suprize! Then i broke up with her.
Damn talk about great breaking up sex.

by Sig chi jizzed in your moms ey September 4, 2011

spring grove

the festering pit of death where the the preppy bithes live

that bitch is from spring grove

by thatchick92 September 28, 2008

Big Spring

A little hole in Texas. Population 2300. A retirement town filled with wanna be LKs, Bloods, Cripts who end up with 4 baby mama's and at least one STD. The people who are not that end up working a dead end job at wal-mart. There is one mall but no shopping can be done, unless you need a new lawn mower, the only fun that can be found there is sex. The town drives off of the refinery and the drama. The refinery goes and the town will slowly die and become a ghost town.

Born in Big Spring and when I got out I never went back.

by SimpleJoys March 25, 2010