bitch squeak 

it is when a female dog is slaped, stepped on, kicked down a stair case, ect. and makes a sound so high that it doesn't register on the dog's hearing scale.

Did you hear that Bitch Squeak when my neighbor slapped Fluffles, stepped on her, and accidentally kicked her down the stair case?

bitch squeak by Dicky von Pussae November 18, 2013

goblet squat 

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.

Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?

goblet squat by Miss Filth December 3, 2013

Hop Squats 

A bad case of the shits. Has you hopping to the shitter or from one shitter to the next all day long.

Usually induced by excessive drinking or food poisoning. Occasionally the flu.

After watching football and partying on Saturday and Sunday, I had the hop squats on Monday at work. I was in the shitter every hour on the hour.

That fish I ate smelled like a two dollar whore. I shouldn’t have eaten it cause I have had the hop squats ever since and had to call in sick to work.

Hop Squats by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Alley Squat 

The act of defecting outside in a non-descript place such as an alley, a parking garage, behind a building or dumpster. While an everyday occurrence for the bums and homeless, an alley squat may be required by the refined and more sophisticated classes due to urgency and inability to make it to a proper facility.

Don’t take that back road as a shortcut. There are way to many alley squats back there. It’s stinks of hot, urine and shit.

After a long night of bar hopping, Carl had no choice but to alley squat on the way back to his car and drop a massive beer shit.

Alley Squat by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

polar squatch 

Safeword used during intercourse by women when they can no longer handle it and tap out

Polar Squatch! I tap!!!

polar squatch by Rå6bi± June 27, 2020

Butter Squatch 

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude

Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch

Butter Squatch by ChooiceKisser69420 September 17, 2023

Flower Pot Squat 

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.

Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.

Flower Pot Squat by BootBanger November 17, 2011