9 definitions by ChooiceKisser69420

sphblogined

(sph-blog-need)

When you are majorly high off your ass and cant move at all

Bobby:"bro im sphblogined right now"
Billy:"dude i cant feel my toes"

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 20, 2023

shbloort

midget kid

vido jarea vonny:"did you take out the shbloorts yet?"
Tarence:"No the shbloorts have not been taken out yet"
griffenglop:"please no there gonna knock the soapy out of my handzys

by ChooiceKisser69420 November 2, 2023

Doyle

Person needed when in trouble

Bulcholerthin:"Fuck you Johnny imma get my boys on you you crippled fuck"
Johnny:"Doyle'
Doyle:"fuck off johnny"

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 18, 2023

jucijathanial

Somebody who reeks of fish sticks cow sperm

Krebin:"What in tarnation is that fuckin smell who the fuck is that i swear to god if its one of you god damn coons":
Big juicer:"im sorry master its me i smell like Jucijathanial"
Billy Glob:"get his black ass on that tree time for some wippins" "crowd goes wild" Gone sexual

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 18, 2023

Sassy special

You know the basics
Vodka
Scotch
Lemonade and hint of coke
Two Shots of Three year old petrol you get out of a Walmart
Small portions of Heroin Dust
Growing it out Mushrooms
Dissolved Acid Strips
and a squeeze of lemon Just about enough to knock out about every single animal in the lion king movie

Lez"hey Sassy what the special today"
Sassy:"The sassy special you druggo"
Lez:"Let me try it mate"
Sassy:"Whdiyatalkinabeet?"

by ChooiceKisser69420 October 7, 2023

Metallica Metallica Metallica

shit peyton yaps about

Peyton:"talking about metallica"
Davin:"Metallica Metallica Metallica"

by ChooiceKisser69420 October 29, 2023

Butter Squatch

Getting raped analy by a big brolic Asian dude

Big brolic asian dude: "Hey Tony What would you do if i butter your squatch bud"
Tony:"fuck dude ill butter your daughters squatch"
Butter Squatch

by ChooiceKisser69420 September 18, 2023