by gibs-on January 4, 2008
Get the Spork mug.by FtMyersArtist August 8, 2009
Get the Sporking mug.A combination of a slut, hooker, whore, and a hoe. a slorker makes out with two best friends and doesn't want them to find out, but little did she know or he know that best friends don't keep secrets. a slorker is a effed up person ..
by ehhplarp quite boys August 1, 2011
Get the Slorker mug.the act of inserting combination fork/spoons (sprongs upright) into lawn of any form. When applied with much skill and large supplies of sporks, can be made very effective and is much loved by its victims.
by laura aka spork agent 99 November 10, 2005
Get the sporking mug.by Anthony Caggiano October 11, 2006
Get the Sporked mug.A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly
Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley
by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007
Get the Splonker mug.Refering to the act of sexual intercourse while in the "spoon" postion. Combining "porking" with "spooning" using a reference the to the eating utensil known as a Spork which is a combination of a spoon and a fork.
Our romantic episode of spooning turned rather naughty when I slipped her the tube snake and we started sporking!
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