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gutter spare

When your bowling ball falls into the gutter, but still manages to get a spare. Usually when only one of the 7 or 10 pins are left standing from the previous frame.
I got 9 pins on the first ball, then I threw a gutter spare.

Person A: Did you see that? The ball rocked so far in the gutter that it clipped the 7 pin and I got a spare.
Person B: Yeah, dude! Nice gutter spare!
by Overregularizer October 15, 2021
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e-siren

Sirens in Greek mythology are creatures at sea that allured sailors to the point of their demise.

Today, this essence is channeled via the internet. Many men succumb to the endless barrage of women (aka "e-sirens") that expose themselves inappropriately on the internet. Much like the sailors exposed to the sirens at sea, many current men lose their willpower in the process. Coomers are the result of guys succumbing to e-sirens.

Remember how in Blade Runner 2049 there was a pink hologram of a woman that encountered Gosling's character, K, near the end of the movie? Think of that as an e-siren. It can also just be an immodest woman on the internet that guys simp over.
guy #1: "Man, Ian became such a coomer. It's a shame he seems so lifeless."
guy #2: "Yeah, that what e-sirens and succubi can do to a man."
by schizo.lounge September 15, 2023
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The Bro-Spare

A bro who happens upon every date with you and your girl, who is oblivious to boundaries, then sits in the the middle of y’all at the movies or any other possible romantic setting.
Boyfriend: I’m taking you on a gondola ride in Venice.

Girlfriend: Awe sweetie! I love you!

Later at the long anticipated gondola ride....

Boyfriend: Hey babe... Don’t look now...

Girlfriend looks up.......

Girlfriend: Are you shitting me?! You told the bro-spare!!!
by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
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Adella_the_sirenfox

Really cool person that I’m mutuals with 😎😎
I’m kinda concerned for their fyp cause they tag me in a lot of weird stuff 😨 either way adella is awesome
Hey who are you talking to?

Someone cooler than you aka adella_the_sirenfox
by Mekkkk July 14, 2021
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cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec

cemeteries may be fun but at least I'm not a necrophiliac, backward
Me: "cailihporcen a ton m'I tsael ta tub nuf eb yam seiretemec"
person: "oh that's cool, me too"
by Tj_who?_he_sucks June 10, 2020
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Shirebrook

The shit hole of England, were the inbread lazy members of society reside to, breed, multiply, skive of the state by not working, then after falling pregnant (it not usual for girls as young as 16 to be on there third baby) not even being bothered to look after there reched offspring.
Just look for those houses with sky TV on council estates.
by Individual May 12, 2004
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The Shire

1. Area in southern Sydney, where many surfers and sheltered children live.

2. Shit-hole
I got stuck in the shire, it was the worst day of my life.
by con chen June 7, 2004
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