Snowboarder

A snowboarder is someone who doesn't just won a snowboard but lives the snowboard culture. Not only does one have to be an expert to consider themselves a snowboarder, real snowboarders would never consider: going into a park when theres powder elsewhere on the mountain, stopping and sitting down, moving out of the way for some newbie skier who sucks ass, wearing their pants so low that when they're in powder snow gets down them, and finally no real snowboarder snowboards with other snowboarders. This just brings down the integrity of oneself is he is seen with other snowboard owners not snowboarders per se. Snowboarders dont scrape snow off the mountain and dont go down the hill in the stopping position. These acts are only for the inexperienced owners who suck at life. All in all snowboarders are probably the most down to earth and normal people on the hill. Next time you see one, try riding the lift with them, you will be suprised at how much cooler they are than your lame skiing counterpart

I just saw a snowboarder who was really hot

This snwboarder was in the woods and just tearing it up nonstop

I hate it when trick ass snowboarders dont do anything in the park, they just sit there

by Lil Dub C November 16, 2004

Snowboard

Abnormally large erect Caucasian penis.

Becky: “It’s cold outside; I think I need somebody to worm me up.” Frank: “You can take a ride on my snowboard. That will worm you up.” or "Jerrad doesn't just have a penis. He's got a snowboard." or "Take a look at my thick, tan, 10" snowboard"

by Maviday February 5, 2010

snowball

The hottest thing ever. Is when you orgasm into your partner's mouth and they go up to kiss you, and spit your cum back into your mouth in the process.

"I thought my mate swallowed the stuff, but instead they snowballed me and I ended up getting it in my mouth!"

by Pyran February 6, 2008

snowback

A person from a northern state that seeks protection from the cold by moving (fleeing) to a southern state

I haven't seen this many snowbacks since the Civil War

by Fire Matt May 2, 2006

Snowbird

Snowbird is a ski/snowboard mountain near Salt Lake City, Utah. It has some of the best snow the United States has to offer.

i just spent 6 hours watching warren miller movies to get pumped up for my trip to Snowbird next week.

by Kevin O' Shea October 10, 2005

Snowball Fight

You must begin by sitting in a circle with several other men, and furiously masturbating to produce a large quantity of sperm. After each man has a load in his hand, they begin throwing it at each other until there is nothing left to throw.

I can't believe we had that Snowball Fight last night. Now my room is covered with jizz.

by bdacanay October 1, 2010

SnowballPorter

Porter mixed with cum, being traded back and forth between two or more persons mouths.

Have you tried the SnowballPorter? It's exquisite!

by Zamurai March 23, 2011