Shrek

The creator of the life that was given to us and the creation of love.

Shrek is love, shrek is life

by shekel stealer November 16, 2014

Shmecky

Shmecky is a euphemism for any word.Good for either disguising a word. Or if your around your little sister and dont want to curse.

Disguise: Hey man, you wanna go blaze some shmecky.

Sub: Man i really gotta take a Shmecky.

Or just simply, Your such a shmecky.

by BIGCARRI October 28, 2009

Sheck

A cigarillo or a small cigar.

Used as a code for lope people who like to enjoy life.

Let's spark up a sheck man.

This sheck smells so Dank!

by LopeDopeChiller June 21, 2010

ryan sheckler

The biggest baby in the world. The bitchiest white kid on earth. Has his own show on MTV called "Life of Ryan" where he whines about his dumb problems to the world.

Person) "Hey Ryan how's life going?"

Ryan Sheckler) "Dude life sucks, theres these two really hot chicks and I don't know which one to bang! Plus my rims only spin clockwise, and I wanted them to spin counter-clockwise too!"

Person) "Oh I'm so sorry Ryan you've really got it bad, but hey I gotta go work that 9 to 5 job I've got that only pays $5 an hour, so I can pay the for my apartment for me and my pregnant wife. I hope everything works out for you Ryan."

Ryan Sheckler) "Yeah I have the worst luck in the world. Oh and I forgot, I either have to drive my Rolls Royce, or my Lamborghini today. My life sucks."

by Sheckla's Hata's March 15, 2008

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 January 6, 2008

Shrekfest

A group of 6 people all banging each other at once. It is the last level of sex on the ladder of sex (2 people = secs, 3 = threesome, 4 = smash, 5 = mass orgy, 6 = shrekfest). It is the messiest type of sex, but also the most fun. Many people experiment with different types of shrekfests, including 6 person anal. People try to experiment with different genders, such as 3 male and 3 female, all male/female, all transgender or all of some other type of made up gender. The term "shrekfest" comes from the shrek movies, aka the greatest things mankind has ever made.

Male A: "Yo, who's up for a shrekfest?"
Male B, Female A & B, Transgender A & B: "OMG ME YES THIS WILL BE AMAZINGNAEIONUIASRGBNIASRGS"

by nigerfagot March 21, 2017

shmeckel

A penis, cock, or whatever you want to call it

Dude I jizzed out of my shmeckel.

by dick head May 13, 2005