Shmegma 500

The Shmegma 500 is the worlds biggest Shmegma race.

“ Hey you guys down to go to the Shmegma 500 this year? I hear there will be a huge turn out”

by Lin ling July 24, 2023

Shmiggle

1. To CUDDLE.
2.To STEAL
(verb)

1. You tryna shmiggle
2. Why tf you tryna shmiggle my shit

by sspamx August 16, 2023

Shmigginized

When one is v hammered. Or In other words lost in the sauce.

Oh my god John was so shmigginized last night.

I am gonna get so shmigginized tonight I’m gonna rip a tree out of the ground.

by notacommunistnamedkonrad May 24, 2023

shmegeggey

You know who you are

Shmegeggey is da best.

by Shmageggey July 1, 2023

Shmeglion

A religion that live on the shmeglion base

I am apart of the Shmeglion race

by ElL3T July 14, 2024

Shmegmoid

The birth-defect addled spawn that is conceived when sperm cells that have been subsisting off of nothing but your mountain dew sweat and the dick cheese within the folds of your foreskin for the past week manage to fertilize a real life woman's egg. Truly symbolic of our species' plummet from god's grace.

Julia dropped out of nursing school after she realized she could pull in six figures from all the shmegmoids simping for her on twitch and onlyfans.

by Papa Marsh July 19, 2024

shmiggidy

When u are so high off the marii that ur coming in and out of understanding what’s going on around you.

Me: Yo gang…
Friend: yo…
Me: broooo I’m shmiggidy rn I’m not even gon lie.
Friend: Me too gang

(Both start laughing uncontrollably)

by Ray_Rios September 19, 2023