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Semple

Some one who is UBER Uber ubeR COOL
She is so semple!!!!

He is simply Semple!!!
by George Foramen May 25, 2009
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Simples

A word first coined by Gnostic Bishop Tau Tia L Douglass in 2007.

Made up from the word SIMian and PeopPLE = Simple

Those whose genes are from simians, mixed with those of first humans to evolve.
Simples are of low intelligence and these make up the vast majority of the human population. They can not think for themselves, they need to be told what to do in all areas of life. They can be caring towards others, or violent depending on up bringing and mix of genes.

Another word for - Sheeple.

A Simple is - A person of low intelligence who can not think for themselves.

Simples - A group of people who can not think for themselves.
The Simples watch the news on TV and believe all of it, without question.

Talking to a Simple about world events, is like talking to a brick wall.
by KnowingOne May 25, 2013
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stample

Stample is a descriptive, almost onomatopoeic, word to describe the act of being trampled on in a stampede. Usually by a herd of elephants, bison, or water buffalo.

This word comes in handy whilst on safari, or at your local rodeo when describing accidentally falling in to the steer corrall after a few drinks.
"Struth, I was almost stampled by a heard of elephants."
by Melanie Carlson January 28, 2006
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Simple Plan

by Tyler Morton April 4, 2005
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SAMPLED!

When one is dominated in such a manner that it creates a supernova; a free ownage upon others
Gurndeep Hempsky Jr. was skating down the ice until Spencer checked him into the boards and fucking SAMPLED! him.
by You Just Got Sampled April 19, 2009
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too simple, sometimes naive

A Chinese web phrase broadly used by college students to describe someone with immature mindset of democracy and western value standard. Originally used by former president Jiang Zeming(aka. Jiang the frog) to chide Hongkong journalists which are allegedly more athletic and always run faster than western journalists.
"Oh I really would like to live in a country with democracy!"
"Yeah you can go Africa there are tons of democratic countries there, you can pick your own president before you get shot"
"Guess I was being too simple, sometimes naive."
by H.L Magician February 24, 2017
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Simple Plan

Loved or hated canadian punk pop band, known for singles such as "shut Up" and "Untitled(How could this happen to me?)"

Consists of Pierre Bouvier, Sebastien LeFebvre, David Desrosiers, Jeff Stinco, and Chuck Comeau.
'Did you go to the Simple Plan concert last night?'

'I didn't know they were in town! Bummer.'
by j'aimelescrepes August 23, 2005
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