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rookie stoner

Someone that is interested in smoking marijuana but hasn't had the chance to yet. They often want to smoke because they're friends are doing it, they're bored, they like stoner music, or they just want to try it. Most of the time they will gladly be accepted into the smoking circle
friend: hey man are you a stoner?
me: nah im only a rookie stoner
friend: oh do you want to come smoke with my friends and I
me: sure
rookie stoner by CMAL14 September 11, 2009

stoner moment 

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.
It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.
stoner moment by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Stoner Chef 

A guy whos stoned,but for some strange reason (do not question it) they will cook ,not stick in the microwave,but make burgers,eggs,pancakes,or a sandwhich made of those 3! There a rare sight.
Yeah son after we got back from cheefin on 2 of these fat ass gars,Aaron hit the kitchen and made us chicken w/ yellow rice hes such a stoner chef,I love that dude.
Stoner Chef by Mr.Ganja August 18, 2010

Stonerock 

The ultimate of ultimate complimates for have a huge dick. Also refered to as Stonecock.
After Justin banged Paul's mom, she said he had a Stonerock.
Stonerock by Justin September 1, 2004

stoneskin 

A spell that Red Mages and White Mages can cast in Final Fantasy XI that absorbs all physical and magical damage, including AOE (area-of-attack) skills and magics.
"I cast Blink, Stoneskin and Phalanx on myself >.>"
stoneskin by Jormungandr September 1, 2005

stoneroids

Polaroids taken of people smoking pot, usually used to hide one's smoking habits from parents who like to develop pictures using traditional cameras.
"Our stoneroids came out excellent in this lighting."
stoneroids by flores negras January 2, 2009