soggy member

A large soggy penis

John turned and slapped her in the face with his 'Soggy Member'

by GSAFCP April 19, 2016

Soggy biscuit

A game males play with each other as a dad or sexual pleasure. All guys jerk it until they cum, the last one to do so eats the biscuit

Yeah.. they played soggy biscuit last night and I lost. It was so disgusting and fun at the same time.

by Captain Raymond Holt December 14, 2019

Soggy Kermit

The act of feeding your stepsister mass amount of Taco Bell and then proceeding to shove your fist up her ass as you would a puppet, then grab a fistful of fiery, watery, Taco Bell shit and whisper in her ear in a Kermit voice saying, “gee the swamp sure is nice”

I was at this party last night and gave her a soggy Kermit.

by DirtyGoblinReceiver69 December 15, 2019

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

soggy goggles

(n) When a mans genitals are covered in semen and they are placed over the partner's eyes.

While she was tossing salad he gave her soggy goggles.

by critz August 12, 2012

soggy clown

When a Clown wants to jerk off onto its outfit while talking to kids

Jerry The Clown: *Masturbates*
Sam: WOW Jerry Check you out you soggy clown

by Daddy Vlone October 31, 2019

soggy kneecap

An offence to someone when you can’t think of something else

Shut up you ,soggy kneecap

by Pidgeonsandshit November 22, 2020