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common sense 

Something nobody has these days, common sense means to state the obvious
for example, when the sky is gray common sense it’s going to rain or..
when you first get in the water at a pool, common sense it’s going to be cold.
Person 1: ugh! why is the water so coldd! 🥶
Person 2: it’s common sense it will be cold when you get in.

rare sense 

"That's just rare sense!"
"I used rare sense"
"They ought to start calling common sense rare sense"
rare sense by kargaroc386 January 1, 2023

shit that makes sense 

Anything (i.e., nouns, pronouns, verbs, adverbs, articles, preposotions, phrases, clauses, complete sentences, incomplete sentences, exclamations, questions, thoughts, thoughts that haven't been thought of yet, all actions, etc.) that is logical to at least one (1) entity, including humans, no matter how bizarre, disgusting, freaky, or lame the reason.
Example: An older guy that likes to sleep with lemons.

Reason: It reminds him of his late wife, who worked in a lemon packaging plant.
Conclusion: Shit that makes sense.
Here's some shit that makes sense, the circular hole on the tab of that aluminum soda can was made for straws!
shit that makes sense by The Glip October 28, 2015

Does that make sense 

I have finished babbling incoherently.
When an idiot (with zero regard for whether or not anyone is understanding what was said) finishes, he or she will often say: "Does that make sense?"

swami sense 

The ability of someone to ferret out the truth about you without your saying one word; psychic powers. You either love or hate someone with this quality.
You have to be honest with this lady. Her swami sense is so keen she knows you're a liar before you even open your mouth!
swami sense by Stop the pendulum January 15, 2006

Scooby sense 

The paranormal ability gained after watching too much scooby doo which allows the afflicted to tell exactly (every time) who dun it in any scooby doo episode within minutes of it starting.

Common side effects of this ability include but are not limited to:
- Uncontrollable humming of the scooby doo theme.
- Inability to supress daydreams including enigmatic dogs.
- Impressing friends or siblings you reveal this power to, followed by inspiring them with awe at your powers, quickly followed by complete alienation and rejection from all close friends, but that doesn't matter because you can still watch scooby doo.
- Being bequeathed with unimaginative nicknames revolving around the scooby theme. And liking it.
- Being hit by projectiles while your just minding your own business.
- Thinking that meeting up with other people who like scooby doo you met on www.ILoveScoobyDoo.com is perfectly normal.

Unfortunately this unique and incredibly usefull ability is lost if you go without watching scoob's wild adventures for more than a couple of weeks. Alas.
One without Scooby sense (OWSS): Hey im going to watch some Scooby doo.
The afflicted: Ill watch too.
*Presses play*
The afflicted: ITS HIM! *Points*
OWSS: How do you know?
*** If it weren't for you meddling!... ***
Scoobatron: Told you so.
OWSS: Man thats weird. *Leaves*
OWSS: "FREAK!" *Egg impacts on window*
*Presses play*
Scooby sense by Greggythegreat December 18, 2009