on the square

On the square, I think you ought to get yourself a pet if you're so lonely.
by Stop the Pendulum August 21, 2005
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clean

Without any tatoos or body piercings, except maybe for pierced ears.
Even though my friends have tattoos and body piercings, I choose to remain clean. I don't want to get something on my skin I may not want to keep when I get old.
by Stop the pendulum November 16, 2006
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magic number

1. A score of 69 in sports.

2. The 6-9 combination in pool, particularly 9-ball.

3. 69
1. What's the score?
I got the magic number

2. One way to win the rack: the magic number. The 9 is hanging in the pocket.
by Stop the pendulum January 09, 2006
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Media Whore

A so-called journalist or pundit who mindlessly parrots the Republican party line and/or sucks up to the Bush administration, at the expense of the truth and objectivity.
You can't trust Fox News. They're all a gang of media whores.
by Stop the Pendulum May 25, 2006
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Weed Whacker

A person, usually but not always a woman, who dates or otherwise becomes romantically or sexually involved with a man for the sake of obtaining free weed.
My friend isn't a gold digger--she's a weed whacker!! She's seeing this guy because she can get all the weed she wants!
by Stop the pendulum January 11, 2006
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A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup.
You tell a bi I switch hit, but only in baseball.
At the batting cage....
Lesbian standing outside cage: I just LOOOVEE the way you swing the bat left-handed. Can you hit lefty with me?
Me: Hell, no! I hit lefty, but only in baseball! I I throw righty.
by Stop the Pendulum April 08, 2006
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1-2 punch

The act of passing out after having taken only two hits of (usually) high-potency weed.
That shit was so potent it gave him a 1-2 punch. The guy was out cold on the floor!
by Stop the Pendulum February 18, 2006
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