Scoonch

Used to describe any substance crushed into a fine powder meant for human consumption.

Can also be used as noun in place of any other noun in a sentence, only used in this manner to emphasize importance, pleasure, and power.

"Hey man let's get some scoonch"

"That particular item is quite scoonchi"
"God created everything but who created God?, The Scoonch"
"Do you have any drugs in the car?""only Scoonch"

by The Scoonch September 6, 2019

Scronch

To destroy or kill somemething

oh no they have scronched my Pizza

by on noes September 9, 2019

Scronch

when someone gets accused of being the josh account, using this word will protect them and thus make them immune to any such accusations

Hey Jack I know you’re the Josh Account- Fryzek
Actually it’s either you or Brooks. SCRONCH!

by Scronch society November 15, 2019

Scoon

The act of defecating and ejaculating simultaneously brought on by a hardy sneeze.

Man, this head cold totally made me scoon last night.

by Bobby Jinkkins February 25, 2020

Scrondom

A sexual prophylactic used to protect a man's penis and scrotum from STD's

That chick is a dirty hoebag. I would use a Scrondom if I were you. And maybe pray while you're at it, too.

by Saggy Teri April 2, 2020

scronch

The violent act of crushing something to the point where it literally ceases to exist

joe: Hey, have you seen Tim?

joe 2: No, i heard he got scronched.

joe: So, when's his funeral?

by oh god please no May 28, 2020

scoondaloon

if ur name is scoondaloon the good boy u r a very good boy and lov long walk walking in natur especially if ther is wild bore mmmmm love meat

“omg scoondaloon is such good boy”
“helo em scoondaloon the good boy”

by scoondaloon the very good boy May 29, 2020