2 definitions by oh god please no

scronch

The violent act of crushing something to the point where it literally ceases to exist

joe: Hey, have you seen Tim?

joe 2: No, i heard he got scronched.

joe: So, when's his funeral?

by oh god please no May 28, 2020

Simping

Simping, known to simps as "modern day chivalry" is an extremely serious violation of the bro code, and is against the saying, 'bros before hoes'. Instead, it is basically 'hoes before bros'. To simp is to try to gain the attention and play from a person that has caught the simp's eye. Simping never works, and it just makes you look like a pathetic piece of pond scum. A simp will do anything to try and appeal to the person being simped on, even spend their life savings on them.

Bro 1: Hey, where's Bro 3?

Bro 2: Oh, me and Bro 4 caught him simping.

Bro 1: Should we forgive him? He shares great memes, after all.

Bro 2: a b s o l u t e l y n o t

by oh god please no May 28, 2020