Stoner’s Gambit

A man posing a question such as “How do you know what you know?” in order to prove his own brilliance and depth, while hopefully stumping the woman he is talking to. The man posing the question honestly believes that he is the smartest and most unique individual.

Woman: says something pointed, intelligent, and for whatever reason, threatening to the mansplainer.

Mansplainer uses Stoner’s Gambit: “How do you know words mean anything?”

by kitdoor January 12, 2011

Stoner circle

The circle of people, where a joint, blut, or piece is being passed around. Usually has a noticable smell. To join, you usually must be known and liked, or bring something to add to the session.

Did you notice how he thought he could get into our stoner circle without bringing something?

Dude, that stoner circle was intense!

Whoh, a 30 man stoner circle!

by Chunk Bigg May 4, 2007

Alyson Stoner

Alyson Stoner is an American child actress, dancer and voice actor. She started out as the co-host of "Mike's Super Short Show". Her dancing abilities landed her a roles in Missy Elliot and Eminem videos as a backup dancer. She's also starred in the "Step Up" films as Channing Tatum's younger sister. She played Max on "The Suite Life of Zack and Cody". Alyson auditioned for the the role of Hannah Montana but lost to the less talented Miley Cyrus. She now plays Isabella on Disney Channel's Phineas and Ferb, a cartoon which will hopefully be taken off the air soon. She will have a moderate role in the upcoming Disney movie "Camp Rock".

Person A: Alyson Stoner is such a good dancer. She defintely should've gotten the role of Hannah Montana.

Person B: I agree. If Miley wasn't the daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus, Alyson Stoner would've gotten the role for sure.

by Black_Spade June 17, 2008

chewing scenery

To overact, particularly in film and television.

William Shatner chews mad amounts of scenery as a part of his daily breakfast routine.

by Damn Hooligan September 18, 2003

Scone

any sort of hand-held lighter.

Yo man I need to light this blunt pass me the scone.

by michael richie smith January 9, 2011

stoner

first off, let me draw the line between a pothead and a stoner ...

a pothead smokes to live

a stoner lives to smoke

stoners are the most peaceful and chill people out there. they are by far the easiest group of people to get along with. they will never reject u or turn u down because ur different. whether u smoke or not makes no difference to them. they dont give a shit what color u are, what religion u practice, or if ur gay or not. stoners are all about spreadin the love and havin an all around good time. theres no reason to ever look down on a stoner. if u go around tellin people about how much weed u smoke, U ARE NOT A STONER U R A FUCKIN TOOL. nobody cares how much weed u smoke. all stoners like to do different things when theyre high. weed brings out the true colors of music and art and life. stoners actually have a life, they dont just exist. more people need to chill and just hit the blunt one time. i understant that smoking pot isnt for everyone, but if a stoner respects ur right to not smoke, please respect their right to smoke. also, a stoner will not care what u think so ur really just wasting ur time being pissy for nothing. fuck what society thinks and give it a chance if u want. its really not that bad : ) a blunt a day keeps the problems away

good stoner activities:
- chillin with some guitars around a fire
- playin basketball (preferrably pig)
- watchin a really good movie

- blunt cruisin
- chillin at FDR with ur homies
- kickin it at a party

by nicknackpaddywack August 19, 2009

stoner

A person who smoke a lot of marijuana. they are usually peaceful and have good views about life and society. The people who denounce them are usually hypocrytes who drink alcohol heavily but are opposed to weed because it gives them a low-life image.

Oh my god!! What a fuckin stoner bro!!

by Al May 13, 2005