Bloody rubbish Mansfield

Popular refrain around football stadia in the Second Division of English football, as the yellow-clad dimwits concede yet another hilariously soft goal

hahahahahahahahaha, I can't believe they just did that, you're absolutely bloody rubbish Mansfield!!!

by Division Two April 1, 2003

Rubbish

The UK meaning of bullshit.

Bob:I never did anything.

Jake: Yeah, rubbish.

by SolidSnake185 August 4, 2009

rubbered

(scottish / dundonian ) To be ignored or not noticed intentionally or unintentionally

"oh my god you have just been rubbered!" "rubbered mate!"

by frbs August 8, 2009

rubbaphobia

being scared or rubber items such as rubber bands, balloons, CONDOMS!

yeah she has rubbaphobia so we have unprotected sex all the time around the campfire

by loma April 16, 2003

rubber daddy

slang term for a dildo sex toy or a vibrator

Tuesday night is lezzie night-Mary and Suzie are gonna break out the rubber daddy and the astroglide

by moonlightingdaddy December 21, 2008

rubber gasket

Giving a blow job while wearing a condom. Referring to the phrase "blowing a gasket", the actual act of blowing while wearing a rubber as well as the explosion that takes place.

-"Hey did you give him a rubber gasket?"
-"No. But I did blow a gasket."

by Ariel87 February 15, 2009

rubbin buttons

A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm.

"You know my lesbian room mates Jill and Shelly?" "Yeah." "THey were rubbin buttons all night last night. They made so much noise, I couldn't sleep."

by roncthegreat June 6, 2009