Dearing Report

An entirely fictional account written by a senile drunk old man bribed by the government to write this bullshit about higher education. As made-up as Harry Potter but less fun.

Includes absurd claims such as that charging students over the moon to study will encourage more people to go to university, that the threat of being millions of pounds in debt doesn't stop poor people studying, and that students in ten years time will ride to university on the backs of flying pigs.

Dearing is an asshole.

The Dearing Report is a pile of fucking shite.

Dearing should be fucking smoked

by Andy April 20, 2004

Reporter

An attractive Asian woman. Comes from the program Family Guy's Asian Reporter Trisha Takanawa.

"Look at that sweet ass reporter!"

by TCK82 February 8, 2008

self reporter

An imposter in Among Us who deliberately self reports in order to fein innocence.

Self reporters often have no other witnesses to the murder.

by MaybeARealWord February 13, 2022

rifle report

The sound of dumping on some fools.

We blasted those niggas until the rifle report was heard by my beyatch.

by friend of bob June 13, 2004

retort

to display an example and/or to repeat.

well, allow me to retort!

by eddie May 23, 2005

The Colbert Report

A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.

Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".

"Open up baby bird, 'cause mama's got a big fat nightcrawler of truth! This is the Colbert Report!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007

Remort

A normal person engaging in retarded behaviors. Sometimes known as a "Linskey"

John just pee'd in Mike's mom's panty drawer... What a remort

by telecomslave October 27, 2010