Procasturbation

Being to lazy to masturbate, so you put it off until tomorrow.

Last night I was way to tired to masturbate, so I proctasturbated. This procasturbation is an issue.

by Eddiecat October 21, 2017

Procrasterbator

Putting off jacking off until later.

That Bill always has his hand in his pants. Go take care of business and quit being a procrasterbator

by Xanaduder313 December 23, 2017

Procrapsturbate

To procrapsturbat is to procrastinate from doing work, or taking friends to the store, while taking a shit. Then deciding to squeeze one out to fill in the whole hour.

Thankfully I had my phone on me, so that I could procrapsturbate on the shitter instead. With this I can incognito mode some xvideos while and polish the rod once the kids are in the pool.

by Animism May 5, 2018

procrasterbation

when you procrastinate by jacking off

Mathew: "man I've been jacking off all day about this assignment"
Richie: "you've gotta stop with the procrasterbation

by rich&matt October 29, 2019

Procasturbation

When you take too long debating if you should rub one out or not and you end up falling asleep.

Last night's procasturbation session did not allow me to get a good night's sleep

by Tonka Hut December 22, 2019

Procrasterbater

An adjective. One who procrastinates important tasks and instead masterbates vigorously

Dude we need to finish this project! Stop being such a procrasterbater bro.

by aplu December 10, 2021

Procrastorbater

A person who frequently procrastinates and instead masturbates.

“Mark was very busy with his workload, instead of doing the work he masturbated all day. He is such a procrastorbater.”

by Palavinator February 3, 2026