ass poof

little tuft of hair around the anus.

it was on, until she bent over and I saw the ass poof.

by wayne birkman III November 13, 2007

poofening

the transformation of straight to gay.

"as soon as Lance flipped his wrist limply toward those big sweaty truck drivers i knew the poofening effect was now irreversible"

by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

pooflakin

When someone freaks out because they have to take a shit.

Ryan: Hey natalie how are you?
Natalie: Aw man, i'm pooflakin!
Ryan: Damn, that sucks ass!

by Maelyn July 19, 2007

Poofjuice

Like an alcopop, a girly, sweet fizzy alcoholic based drink. With a measured amount of alcohol, usually 4.5%. Not a hard, manly beverage.

What you drinkin tonight?

Probably beer...you?

Think i will stick to drinkin th poofjuice!

by Louiselle January 2, 2009

burgundy poof

A type of furniture you rest your feet on, with a deep red colour.

Christ, my feet are killing me! Antoine, pass me that burgundy poof you gay spazmonkey!

by spam man and envelope monkey May 12, 2006

Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 27, 2004

poofa

Slang in Tracy, CA for crystal meth.

Dude do you have any poofa?
Fuuck man I'm hella poofin...
Did you poof last night?
You dropped the poofa you fucking idiot!

by Brooke P. April 26, 2005