parasites

see woman,women,girls,females.

man: Im so exhausted from all the sex and hard work I do to please my woman and Im still broke becasue she is spending my money on worthless shit like new curtains.
woman: Im also giving it to your brother because he has no job so I employed him as my secret lover because he has a bigger penis than you.
man: Im gona get rid of you once and for all you little parasite.
woman: (playing the victim)stop choking me! help!
man: wow. now that my wife is dead I feel so much better. It's like I got rid of some parasites.

by LONG LIVE OJAY SIMPSON August 6, 2006

Parashockx

A really lazy person

if parashockx dies, the video ends

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Welfare parasite

Welfare parasite is an inaccurate, hateful term used to slur those on welfare. The term is usually thrown about by poorly educated, racist white trash, barely hovering above welfare themselves, as code word for "lazy blacks."

Because I am an ignoramus, I get all worked up about the paltry amounts given to so-called welfare parasites, but never bitch about the trillions given to the parasitic wealthy.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

parasjuut

A Day of Defeat® (Half-life mod) player.
Loves to go prone in dark corners.
In reality also known by the alias of Jan-willem ****.

Is that a person i see proning in that dark corner ? No, no person can be so bad, it must be a parasjuut!

by God himself. March 16, 2005

Parasitical Irritation

Bradbury. Someone who extensivelys use the letters "lol" and "kk" in a serious situation.

Parasitical Irritation:

A-SWISS says:
lol oowww stroppy
A-SWISS says:
mind ur language i dont like swaring
A-SWISS says:
lo kk
A-SWISS says:
lol

by Bradbury July 20, 2008

Paras

A very small feisty mother fucker. She's an absolute fucking beast and everyone loves her. She's currently fucking owen and has everything she wants BECAUSE SHE IS A BADASS. Very pretty super chic with clothes, and OBSESSED with Harry Potter. Also she's just a geniunely nice person soooo befriend her if your live in New England.

Paras is such a cool person, I heard she just stole someones mans for real for real.

by whyry212 May 16, 2019

secondary parasite

1. A loser that sponges off of another more successful loser. 2. Any organization or business that is tailored to a clientele of welfare addicts.

1. A crackhead mooching money off of a welfare recipient, is a (drum roll) secondary parasite.

2. EZ Check cashes welfare checks, taking a cut, making it a (beat box roll) secondary parasite.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 9, 2010