Proper Fuckall

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

by LordGodful October 17, 2023

'The proper place'

Where is it, exactly?

Hym "And by 'The proper place' what do you mean? Where is it? Is the beneath Elon Musk? The retard who's know (explicitly) for treating the people beneath him like shit? Is it hierarchically beneath Jordan Peterson? Where's the proper place and if I don't want to be there what exactly to you plan on doing to keep me there?"

by Hym Iam October 31, 2023

That’s proper benny

When you do something so stupid it’s similar to a Benny Hill sketch

Look at the geezer running across the farmers field to get his golf ball. That’s proper Benny!

by TheBGF! January 24, 2024

Proper Joest

Like Joest but made properly.
In a toaster.
With wide slots.

Proper Joest should be put in the toaster, not put under the grill you maniac!

by MissMadz October 16, 2019

Proper Tom james

A boy who thinks he is a man and enjoys getting people sacked.

You’re a proper Tom James you!

by LCP84 November 13, 2021

built like a proper

mainly used in Britain language
A phrase meaning to look or act like something in particular

"Built like a proper elephant"
This would mean you look or act (in this case look) fat, sort of like an elephant

by burger dino October 12, 2021

proper mental

British term for absolutely ridiculous.

That football match last night was proper mental innit?

by Jesse Ehrmantrout June 2, 2022