mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

Monocle Popper

mon-uh-kuhl popping

-adj, noun

News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.

Person 1: I am disappoint.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.

by asdasdfgf November 7, 2010

Mojoclaw

A slang termanology refering to reaching inside of a vagina and hooking your fingers in an attempt to reach the "G-Spot".

I gave her the old Mojoclaw, and she went crazy.

by Joshua J. March 10, 2006

moocher

Someone who, when playing football, just stands in the box and waits for the ball to come to them, then takes a shot at it and score. Especially annoying when playing knockout

My god Aidan you're such a ****ing moocher!

by HeartBreakKid25 May 13, 2005

mooch

mew-chtch; verb. To walk in the local area for the sake of walking; often in order to de-stone oneself after a session. Often this is accompanied with stopping off for chippy and a fight before returning home.

"Feel a bit er, stoned, can we go for a mooch"

"I've been taken ill all of a sudden; fancy a mooch?"

by Luke Prescott December 23, 2007

mayonaise monocle

A form of chiefing in which the person, who is passed out, receives a circular mayo squirt around their eye.

When the Fillipino baron awoke, he found that he fell asleep with his mayonaise monocle still on his face.

by Heinz 57 August 27, 2003

mooch

A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

"Don't let Jae in again, he is the biggest moocher."
"Your'e not coming over if your'e going to mooch again!"
Q: "Where have you been the last few days, son?" - MOM
A: "Just mooching at Jae's for a while."

by Diego June 29, 2003