Shitlag

The lagging of shit, or junk mail on your computer.

I hate it when my computer shitlags.

by Marciexx April 26, 2008

mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

work late

An excuse scummy men use to their wives, which means "I'm f***ing the secretary after work."

"Honey, I have to work late tonight."
(he's so f***ing someone!)

by Marciexx April 27, 2008

mooch

someone who always asks for stuff from a friend or random people; preferably food.

Nelly always mooches sugar cookies off Sarah.

by Marciexx April 27, 2008