mon-uh-kuhl popping-adj, noun
News significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it's previous place.
Person 1: I am disappoint.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because I just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a 'bionicle'.
Person 2: Really? That news is a monocle popper.
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