menophobic

the constant state of disgust of the male species, the feeling of repulsion when seeing a man or listening to a man speak or just exist.

Men suck, therefore i am menophobic.

by styles96 June 6, 2021

monobrow

Someone with only one eyebrow which covers both eyes.

This is not to be confused with Unibrow, as that is the actual eyebrow.

The source of the monobrow's uglyness could be traced back to the thick unibrow covering both of his eyes.

by Matt June 15, 2003

mocopopo

Refers to the Montgomery County (Maryland) Police Department.

"Most" of them have an IQ of less than 85 and have no clue what the law is. Because of this they tend to do stupid things such as: illegally detaining people, searching people without probable cause, mistaking mental health issues for drugs, giving you inaccurate legal advice, not being able to find drugs in plain sight, ect.

"Today my friends and I got searched by the mocopopo because some kids from our school smoked bud last week in the park we were sitting in. They then thought my friend with social anxiety was high on meth because he was shaking like a leaf all because they were grabbing his junk and the fucked up thing is we were the only kids under 18 in that park who weren't smoking cigarettes."

by anonymous666999 August 5, 2009

monopenisual

adj. showing no care, concern or preference in the matter

Indifferent, uninvolved, detached.

Q: "What is your take on war partial birth abortions?"
A: "Monopenisual."

by TObject March 26, 2004

Monopoly man

when you give your partner a cum mustache.

After receiving head from my g/f, I gave her a monopoly man and collected 200 dollars for passing go.

by KHarozine February 3, 2009

Menopause Dramas

A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.

Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.

by Chepsi December 2, 2009

mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

by yesjaydom February 12, 2007