Mackerlol

A very pitiful person who is worthy of mockery. Derived from how a mackerel flops around both hopelessly and hilariously when out of water.

On facebook for the 19th time today? What a Mackerlol.

by Jackmak July 28, 2011

Mackerel Tango

The last dance of the evening where a lady has removed her knickers beforehand to provide easy access in the event of scoring

Candice "There was a very savoury aroma in the club last night"

Susan "Oh, yes, I was doing the Mackerel Tango with Steve but he was having none of it"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

Mickeret

Someone you'll never ever forget. She has her moments and all her break downs. Never a fighter, but always ready too. She'll push you to the edge but then bring you back. Emotional. Sided by a dyke of a bestfriend. Nicknamed Micky, and always the comedian. Loved by many, hated by one. She's inspiring & will always be there to steal your soda or various food items. A tumblr girl, journalist, & photographer.

Mickeret stop pretending to be a crumb on the floor.

by A Director June 15, 2013

mocked up

Used to describe someone who has undergone plastic surgery that hasn't achieved the desired result because it looks strange, out of place and or is blatantly obvious.

As in when you mock up a new design. It is not complete.

That woman was mocked up mate! She looked like Michael Jackson!

by Dubdiz March 6, 2014

muckeries

What you say when someone did something fucked up but you don't wanna/ cant swear

-The police arrested and charged me for one spliff!
-Muckeries fuckeries fucked up

by IL Drowzy November 25, 2015

Moaker

The worst type of smoker, the person within a smoking session who takes more of his fair share of puffs in the rotation.

I don't like smoking with Kdog, he's a moaker.

by Othepyrex February 28, 2017

Mickery

The act of acting like a fucking Irish person: drunken, prick, asshole, people who can't even grow a potato.

That's total mickery.

A: "That fucking asshole, He drank my last beer!"
B: " Brah, that was total mickery".

by My Penis Has No Eyes June 27, 2017